| before running: | AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS |
| during running: | i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks |
| after running: | YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING |
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
(via artpop-directioner)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
(Source: fweecarter, via artpop-directioner)